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So this little idea hit me while I was reading through that DHS report concerning "right wing extremists".

What if Jeff Foxworthy had written it? This is how I think it would have gone:

(All of the bits in quotes are directly from the DHS report.)


THE JEFF FOXWORTHY / D.H.S. RIGHT-WING EXTREMIST REPORT
(UNCLASSIFIED / FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY - WELL NOT REALLY IT"S PROPAGANDA)

If you experience "frustration over a perceived lack of government action on illegal immigration", then you just might be a gun and bible toting racist radical right-wing extremist.

If you disagree with the government's "perceived stance on .... immigration and citizenship, " then you just might be a gun and bible toting racist radical right-wing extremist.

If you don't believe that there should be an "expansion of social programs to minorities" then you just might be a gun and bible toting racist radical right-wing extremist.

If you think there could possibly ever be "declarations of martial law, impending civil strife or racial conflict," or a "suspension of the U.S. Constitution", then you just might be a gun and bible toting racist radical right-wing extremist.

If you are a Christian and you believe in "“end times” prophecies" then you just might be a gun and bible toting racist radical right-wing extremist.

If you have ever felt that "illegal immigrants were taking away American jobs through their willingness to work at significantly lower wages", then you just might be a gun and bible toting racist radical right-wing extremist.

If you have ever felt that "recent gun control legislation" is "a threat to" your "right to bear arms" then you just might be a gun and bible toting racist radical right-wing extremist.

If you are worried about "the consequences of a prolonged economic downturn—including real estate foreclosures, unemployment, and an inability to obtain credit" then you just might be a gun and bible toting racist radical right-wing extremist.

If you are concerned about "government infringement on civil liberties" then you just might be a gun and bible toting racist radical right-wing extremist.

If you have opinions about "abortion, inter-racial crimes, and same-sex marriage" then you just might be a gun and bible toting racist radical right-wing extremist.

If you have an opinion that the government does not like, then you will be described as being a gun and bible toting racist radical right-wing extremist, and you will be targeted by that government.

Welcome to the "Brave New World"
"Big Brother" is watching
"Who is John Galt?"

In Liberty!
Rj